Mr. Oil Corporation: Be A Hero & Get Free Oil

This is a proposal directed at one of the oil and gas corporations with an imagination and balls to use it. Maybe Devon Oil or Chesapeake in Oklahoma City for example.

Super tankers can pump up concentrated pools of spilled oil.
This has been done in Saudi oil spills in the past.
The wild well in the Gulf is creating at least two types of oil plumes of some large volume.
One plume type is probably a hydrocarbon hydrate formed from the natural gas being injected in to the cold brine environment of the bottom of the gulf.
The other plume type is cold dense crude oil floating beneath the surface.

Under the rules of maritime salvage they are yours for the taking. They are free.
Better than that you can be paid for salvaging them by BP.

Wouldn't you love to have BP pay you to take their oil?

Plus!

YOU WOULD BE A HERO TO AMERICA!
YOU WOULD SAVE YOUR OWN OILY ASS AND DRILLING RIGHTS IN THE GULF!

Damn talk about a good day. Stick it to BP. Be a genuine American hero. Make money. Get paid for making money. Get invited to the White House. ETC.

Better get on it quick however.
Chavez/Chevron reads these social media thinges too and he would love to stick it to America.
Please don't let him get there first.

Where Is MSNBC?????

We usually think of TV ratings as something control by the viewer from their home.

But if you are not allowed to tune into a particular cable channel? Then, it is not you making the ratings, but the provider of the cable itself deciding for you. Funny, Americans are shitface incited that some health care law would get between them and their doctor, but unconcerned that some cable corporate conglomerate routinely gets between them and their information and understanding of reality.

Within the last year I have traveled into the mid-South, Tennessee, Louisiana, Mississippi, & Texas. I've traveled in Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, & Missouri. Recently I've been in Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, and Oregon.

I find that Fox News is all over the place. In the motels and hotels I have stayed in as well as on the TVs in eating and drinking places and reception area for doctors and tire companies. When I go to my motel/hotel room and look on the TV channel listings, Fox is always there. CNN is often there as well. Roughly 80 to 90% of the time MSNBC is not.

Someone has decided that I need to see the Republican pseudo-conservative crap ladled out by our Australian Invader, but not my preferred liberal biased MSNBC.

Someone is standing between me and my information and filling the unsuspecting consumer of their product with Fox's swill.

You know if you feed a hog a balance diet of good stuff they love it, but if you feed a hog a diet of leavings and swill they grow to prefer that to the good stuff even though it is not good for them or for the farmer feeding them.

So is it the cable providers that are between me and my news? Is it the motel/hotel owners that have decided I need more swill than substance in my news? I mean if you aren't allowed to watch MSNBC then how will you ever know what they are saying? Freedom of speech? Not hardly! More like corporate control of access to speech.

You know back in the 1960s I took an oath to uphold the Constitution not the Corporations' interpretation of the Constitution. Corporate America seems to have blacklisted MSNBC when they can get away with it.

MSNBC is mild version on the left (want a strong dose try Bill Maher on HBO) of what Fox is on the right. If the corporate mentality can't stand even that modicum of free speech then what is next?

Where is my MSNBC?

On the road.......