Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Tale of The Red Goo : Incredible Growth

At the current rate of growth Red Goo will take over the United States in less than a week. If that happens it will seriously curtail my writing project.

For example on Saturday the biological unit count of the Red Goo on the Mall was estimated at between 60,000 and 75,000 by the D.C. Police and Fire Departments. Only 36 hours later the official estimate on the Fox News Morning Show was stated as 1.7 million. As you can plainly see at this rate The Goo will absorb all of the Population of the United States by next Saturday. For all practical purposes it is all over. We are done.

Damn the Red Goo and its insatiable appetite.

So go forth and sell all you own and have the damndest party you can have.

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