HOLY COW REDUX

BB-Idaho recommended this Holy Holstein found in New Salem, North Dakota.
Check out the site: http://www.realnd.com/salemsueindex.htm for more information. North Dakota is a big place( I've driven across it both N to S and E to W), so I reckon they need these sized cows. Heck a dozen of these on milking machines could supply a good sized city with all the moo-juice, butter, cream, etc. it needed. I wonder how much hay it would eat in a day? Hum, I wonder how much a cow chip it left would weigh?

HOLY COW

This is the barn like structure that was recently opened as the Billy Graham Library in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Check it out: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18954810/

But in the Library/Museum there is a talking cow. Now I know that Billy Graham was raised on a dairy farm, and I assume that his boyhood is the source of the theme of the Library. But a talking cow?

"Christianity Today" says about the cow: "And then there's the talking cow. Despite some who question its seriousness, Franklin Graham calls it "fantastic." He said the cow offers a spiel about cows and Billy Graham, then challenges children to answer questions about the museum on a card they'll be given at the start. There are prizes waiting at the finish."

MSNBC said, "To the right is a cow shed, where a display that has drawn the most curiosity stands. An animatronic black-and-white cow named Bessie says in a Southern drawl that Graham has been “preaching the pure milk of God’s word for 60 years.” Bessie tells kids to “get moo-ving” to learn more about the preacher." Some have called it the Golden Calf exhibit.

Now, I looked, and I looked, but I couldn't find an image available of the "talking cow' at the library. So I threw in this picture of Chatty Belle, a talking cow that live in Wisconsin rather than North Carolina. Check it out when you are in the area: http://www.worldslargestthings.com/wisconsin/chattybelle.htm

Billy Graham has always been an ambivalent figure for me. I know he has done an enormous amount of good and has pointed many to the kingdom of heaven. But in the past just about the time I began to have positive vibes towards him I saw him with Nixon, or heard him say something dumb, like Aids was punishment for immorality. Now his son is operating in the same vein with his comments about New Orleans and such.

The library looks like a nice place even if it is built on the theme of a dairy barn.

It may be the only barn I have ever seen with such a large cross for a door. It is the cow though that intrigues me the most. Generally when I couple a cow and religion together in my mind I come up with the Hindu's and their Brahma cattle wandering the streets of India, while the populace goes hungry for protein. Or I reach back to the Egyptian gods and come up with Hathor the mother goddess of the whole world who was shown as a cow with the disk of the sun between her horns. Then there was the corollary to Harthor the bull god Apis, who in other forms finally made it to Rome in the temple of Isis and the caves of Mithera( such as the Vatican) where rich people could be "washed in the blood of the bull" (poorer types had to do with goats or sheep). So I guess there is a long precedence to having a bovine in a religious place. I predict that the cow will become the icon of his library intended or not.

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

I don't need to give you the details of who, what, where, when and how of the above picture on this blog. But just in case you've spelunking or were on your Honey Moon for the past week you can read about it here:http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3213852&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

But I find that this is a fine example of the concept of unintended consequences. Now the fact that the hog might have actually been raised on a "Game Plantation" doesn't take too much away from the point.

So 400 years ago the English dudes settling Jamestown brought along piglets to raise for meat. Eventually some escaped. Over the years others escaped, this happens over and over again. Not to worry every body lives close to everybody everywhere and they all have guns and wild hog is good to eat. So the population is kept in check. But now we all start moving to the cities, and lands are sold to corporations and people live further apart and there are State Forest, and National Forest, and Corporate Forest and next thing you know wild things are back. Not just any wild things mind you but wild things that once weren't wild at all, but that in just four or five generations out in the woods revert back to the Wild Boars of Europe. Nope not the Wild Boars of Europe actually because they are fricking larger than the Wild Boars of Europe.

In fact they are damn big.

Now my son reminded me of a movie "Lock , Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" an English black comedy where one of the characters says, "Never trust a man who has more than four pigs." Crimey mate, this pig is four pigs, or five or six pigs even. Of course what he means is that like in the HBO series "Deadwood" pigs are good at disposing of people. ( My dad told me once to never trust a man who wore both a belt and suspenders, but that's another story)

Now if a man owned four of these hogs he could be Governor of the State could he not.

But I digress. Who would guess that a Hog gone wild could grow this big? How big could one eventually get? Is there an upper limit? I wonder what the death squeal of this Hog sounded like. Probably one of the most heart wrenching sounds at hog scalding time was the squeal of the beast as it was hoisted up and its throat was cut. Upton Sinclair gives us a literary version of this horror in the slaughter houses of Chicago in "The Jungle". Grown men were sometimes over-wrought by the sound.

Jokes and puns aside pigs aren't that far from us after all. We use their parts to replace our own often in surgery even. They eat everything we eat, and we both eat each other. Some theorist believe that the prohibition against eating swine in many of the near eastern based religions has more to do with their human like sounds at death and the fact that eating them, you may inadvertently be eating something that has eaten a human. They are after all smarter than humans. No, then how do you explain why the herd of pigs that Jesus transferred the demon Legion to, when he cured the madman, jumped off the cliff and kill themselves rather live with that torment. Now that's smart in my book.

So how smart is a hog that is four times normal size? Ever consider what those brains maybe doing at that size relative to the body weight? Maybe the kids in the "Lord of the Flies" weren't too far off. Maybe we are killing.....naw, what am I thinking, Hogs as Gods? Silly.

Hey honey we got any more ice for my whiskey, and could you rustle me up a ham sandwich, please?

THE COWBOYS AND THE FARMERS SHOULD BE FRIENDS:The Hypocrite In Chief Notices Dafur, but Not the Underlying Problem

Bush on Darfur: U.S. 'will not avert our eyes'

Chicago Tribune
Posted by Mark Silva

President Bush, protesting the government of Sudan's continued efforts to support militias and thwart peacekeeping efforts in the violence-plagued Darfur region, today announced U.S. economic sanctions against several Sudanese companies and individuals and called on the United Nations to step up sanctions against the government of President Omar Hassan al-Bashir
"For too long, the people of Darfur have suffered at the hands of a government that is complicit in the bombing, murder and rape of innocent civilians,'' said Bush, again describing as "genocide'' a military campaign that has left more than 200,000 dead and displaced more than 2.5 million people as refugees from the Darfur region. "The world has a responsibility to help put an end to it.
"I promise this to the people of Darfur, the United States will not avert our eyes to a crisis that challenges the conscience of the world.''

Complete text at:http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/news_theswamp/2007/05/bush_on_darfur_.html

What's he planning to do? What troops do we have to send here now? Is he just trying to embarrass the United Nations? Has he given up on the concept that Sudan will help us with Al Qaeda? Has he decided to tweak China by getting between them and Sudan?

Oh, I get it, The Blackwater Army will need employment if we take them out of Iraq. Not a bad idea actually. They can become sort of a Bush Praetorian Guard! Maybe they can hang around and help out during the 2009 coup after the terrorist nuclear attacks on the East and West coast.

Of course it isn't the government of Sudan that is really at fault in Dafur. It is something else that President Bush does not believe in: Climate Change.

You see that region of the world has become dryer each year since 1973. No water, no food, no way to sustain everybody. Men with guns will then always rule. In this case they are Muslim and the victims are Christians and pagans, but it could just as easily be the other way around. In fact, it really comes down to the Biblical Cain & Able conflict, the cowboys vs. the farmers. (The American solutions is straight out of a Broadway Musical named "Oklahoma" re: "The Cowboys and the Farmers should be friends!")

The entire region is drying up and blowing away. Lake Chad for instance in 1973 was the sixth largest lake in the world. Today it is about the size of an Oklahoma cattle tank (pond to the rest of the world). Want to see what is happening check out this:

http://earthshots.usgs.gov/LakeChad/LakeChad

Life in this part of the planet is only as good as the last rain. Rain has not been something that is happening here. The U.S. has sent via The United nations etc. as much as $1.7 billion dollars in aid to Darfur in the last five years (about the same amount as week of war in Iraq). But all we are doing is feeding in place, and not a safe place at that. Migration is the only reasonable option. Migration to where? This is the first of an ongoing problem that we have yet to recognize or address. We will have to relocate much of the world's population or watch them die in place. Not next year, but starting last year.

Our child President is not up to this job. Are any of the want-to-be Presidents up to the job? Do they even know that it is here?

It is up to each of us to take this into consideration as we choose the next "leader" of the free world.

ALLEY OOP LIVES, SEE GENESIS CHPTRS 1-11

I was raised on Alley Oop. It appeared every day back in the 1940s and 50s in the daily newspaper that we subscribed to in Southwestern Oklahoma. I was raised in a very conservative Southern Baptist church out in the countryside. It maybe had 60 members, tops. Probably all of them would tell you that they believed that God created the world in seven days and did it six thousand years ago. But if you pressed them with the question did people and dinosaurs exist at the same time like in Alley Oop, they would hedge their bet and say, well no. Probably the answer I got most of the time was, "well I just don't think so". These people may have been Baptist but as farmers that dealt with reality on a daily basis they weren't stupid.

So now we have a duffass from Australia that is opening a museum in Kentucky to prove that the Bible is LITERALLY true and that dinosaurs lived at the same time as men sometime within the last 6000 years. Just like Alley Oop. He is banking (actually banking $27 million) on the poll results that says that 60% of Americans say they believed that God created the earth in six days six thousand years ago. Well why not? Heck three of the Republican candidates for President of the United States read the same poll and thus stated in a recent debate that they did not believe in evolution. Hell, the President we have today doesn't even believe in Science for Christ's sake.

Well here is the deal. We all may be true believers but we ain't stupid!
Alley Oop riding a dinosaur down the street of Moo? You got to be kidding.

Well this guy isn't. He believes it happened.

Dinosaurs frolic with Adam and Eve at creationism museum
by Mira Oberman Sun May 20, 6:29 PM ET

PETERSBURG, United States (AFP)
- Dinosaurs frolic with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and an animatronic Noah directs work on his Ark in a multimillion dollar creationism museum set to open next week in Kentucky.
Designed by the creator of the King Kong and Jaws exhibits at the Universal Studios theme park, the stunning 60,000 square foot (5,400 square-metre) facility is built for a specific purpose: refuting evolution and expanding the flock of believers in a literal interpretation of the Bible.
"You'll get people into a place like this that you can't get into a church with a stick of dynamite," said founder Ken Ham from his office overlooking the museum's manicured grounds.
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The potential audience is huge in a country divided over the origins of the universe and battling in the courts to bring creationism into classrooms.
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Polls consistently show that nearly half of Americans believe God created humans in their present form less than 10,000 years ago. Only about 13 percent believe God played no part in the origin of human life.
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An Australian who found "Young Earth" creationism while teaching science to school children in Brisbane, Ham, 55, came to the United States in 1987 to spread the word of Biblical truth.
His fundamentalist evangelical ministry -- Answers in Genesis -- publishes dozens of books, DVDs and curriculums every year teaching Christians how to defend their faith by refuting evolution.
These glossy publications offer what they call scientific proof that the Earth is just 6,000 years old; the Grand Canyon was formed when a natural dam burst under the weight of Noah's floodwaters (4,300 years ago; and that all animals -- including the Tyrannosaurus rex -- were vegetarian.....

Ham employs a roster of PhDs to legitimize what many academics refer to as pseudoscience.
An animatronic display sums up their argument: two paleontologists are examining the same dinosaur fossil. The evolutionist -- an Asian man -- comes to one conclusion while the creationist -- a white man who resembles Ham -- comes to another.
More than 600 academics have signed a petition warning parents and teachers that students who accept the arguments the Creation Museum presents as scientifically valid are "unlikely to succeed in science courses at the college level."
"What's wrong with the AIG museum is that it's presenting religious views as if they are science when they are not," said Eugenie Scott, executive director of the National Center for Science Education, which launched the petition.
"The science in the museum is so inaccurate it's really going to further undermine the public understanding of science in the United States."
Ham is concerned with much a larger threat: a culture war which began with the Enlightenment's worship of human reason.
He says he is at the head of a "new reformation."
"What this ministry is about is to challenge people to get back to the word of God -- just like Martin Luther," Ham said. "What we're doing, symbolically, is nailing Genesis 1 to 11 on the doors of churches and colleges."
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While the content is debatable, there is no question as to the high production value and professionalism of the 27-million dollar (20-million euro) facility.
In a scene reminiscent of Jurassic Park, no expense was spared to create the "wow factor" of the main entrance hall.
An animatronic girl giggles and feeds a squirrel next to stream filled with live fish as two baby T-rexes play a few feet away.
To the left is a 500,000 dollar planetarium -- whose dome will show films proving that "the heavens declare God's Glory" -- and a bookstore and gift shop designed to look like a medieval castle, complete with a dragon.
To the right, is a special effects theater with shaking seats, thunder and mists of water for the flood scenes.
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Located just outside of Cincinnati near the intersection of the states of Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio, nearly two thirds of the population of the United States lives within a 650-mile (1,050-kilometer) drive of the Creation Museum.
It is expected to draw at least 250,000 people a year when it opens on May 28.
By comparison, the American Museum of Natural History, which recently organized a touring Darwin exhibit, draws millions of visitors every year -- including more than 400,000 school children -- to its 1.6 million square foot facility in New York.
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And to think I always thought old Alley Oop was just a comic strip in my local paper. One thing for certain, Gilgamesh is turning over in his grave about now.

The full news story about the museum can be read at:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070520/ts_alt_afp/uspoliticsreligion_070520222942

Alley Oop Comics which are still currently syndicated, and are still a good read, may be seen at:
http://www.comics.com/comics/alleyoop/index.html

The Minotaur and The Hare

I really like this image: The Minotaur and The Hare

Dear God I Hate This Weather

There are residual behaviors from my brief time in SE Asia that still manifest themselves even yet today. Who am I kidding, it has been damn near four decades since I spent just 53 weeks in Viet Nam and still, yes, still I have issues with certain stimuli that trigger all sorts of shit in my brain. Four decades and it sometimes seems like yesterday.

Loud noises still make me want to dive under something. Someone coming up behind me makes me want to attack. Someone grabbing me elicits a blow to the throat. The difference between now and then, is that my Stimulus -Integration-Response times are so slow that rational thought has time to intercept the actions. That is very good for me because as old and out of shape as I am I would hurt myself badly if I did respond like I did oh so many years ago.

Yes, there are flash backs etc. but the term "flash" is a little too fast for how they come these days.

Still, there is one thing that haunts me, bugs me, irritates me, and makes me feel mean and grumpy. That is the weather. Oklahoma is not Southeast Asia. But I'll be damn if there aren't many parallels (red dirt for one (quan loi)). The weather is one of them. There are chunks of the year when it rains here and the humidity is so high for day on day that it begins to resurrect the monsoon in my soul.

This year we have had about two months of intermittent rain. The humidity has been 80+ to 90+% almost every day or so. The plants greened out early and are growing profusely. It has helped end a drought we have had. About that I don't give a shit. My skin can't breath. I can't work outside. Many of my projects have had to be postponed because of moisture. Worse of all the murspuiters (mosquitoes) have come early and in force.

Every time a dang mosquito bites me I am transported back to jungle, green fatigues, and things that try to kill me. Give me three days of this kind of weather and I start to fantasize about crawling around in the tall grass in the back yard and taking out the VC/NVA (a.k.a. neighbors) with my Bowie knife. My dreams turn to ambush patrols and ground attacks through the wire. (Remember it has been doing this for two months) My wife, kids, and cats are now avoiding me full time.

Four decades and the weather still unravels my facade of civilized demeanor.
Can You even begin to imagine what kind of crud our people in Iraq and the Gan will bring back with them. Dear God I pray we take better care of them than we were taken care of.

Wake up America. As Andy G. said, "You can pay me now or you can pay me later." Ante up and give these people what they need to repair themselves now. You will be happy that you did. If we don't....well...there will be compound interest to pay as well.