Wednesday, August 5, 2009

So Why Does He Rub


Yesterday I watched Glen Beck give an anti-Obama tirade on Obama's own birthday.
Yes, I know Glen is crazy and getting more so. People go nuts when they have to take their weekly salaries to the bank in wheel barrows. It just works that way. Poor boys who had nothing to lose and now have everything to lose, well they just can't stand the pressure. Of course I'm jealous, but that's not what I'm writing about.
What I want to know is why does Glen Beck rub his nipples on the air and make faces like he is in ectasy? I was watching a segment with the sound muted while I took a call, and I begin to see that he was doing that. Good Lord I thought, surely not! So I went to the site and watched the first few minutes of several previous episodes. Yes, it is true.
So why does he rub his nipples on TV, and what does that say?

30 comments:

Feodor said...

He's a recovering alcoholic and drug addict whose mother and brother committed suicide and another brother died all when Mr. Beck was a child.

He had an early conversion to Mormonism.

These particulars is not what's wrong with him: its how he's dealt with them and his use of success to soothe that has him so alienated to life.

Dr. Bill Loney said...

maybe he just got itchy aerolers

drlobojo said...

Dang, you mean all that will drive you to auto- whatever it is called, in public? Still maybe he should ought to go to one of those runners' stores and buy some rubber nipple guards that male joggers use to keep their nipples from chaffing. That might help him break the habit. Or maybe he doesn't want to break the habit.

Dr. Bill Loney said...

aerioliers...aeriolers...dang! whatever the formal name for nipplys is

drlobojo said...

Ah-ha: Auto-aeolus Stimulation Syndrome! That's it. He suffers from ASS.

Dr. Bill Loney said...

I knowed somebody what got paid to do that, but they aint had no tv show

Dr. Bill Loney said...

watch out Doc...that contagious!

Dang! too late...Feodor done showin some symptoms:)

Feodor said...
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Feodor said...

Dr. Loney has always tested dangerously high for the Hick-Obsession Latency Enzyme.

Dr. Bill Loney said...

Feo--com'on---ya gotta hit harder than that...and I gotta understand what yous talkin about

Feodor said...

Hick-Obsession Latency Enzyme

H O L E


I don't have time to be more creative until the weekend. And by then it would have no chance of being funny.

Not my strong suit.

Feodor said...

Back on the subject, I seem to have enough hair that my nipples have a natural protection.

But the hair also seems to function as a wool-gatherer. Every day I can swipe out a wad of cotton shirt fibers that have been spun into a tight oval in my navel.

Any name for this function?

Dr. Bill Loney said...

"Any name for this function?"



Vomit Jumpstart

Feodor said...

?

(I took my blog down because it was moribund and held no interest for me either.)

Dr. Bill Loney said...

Yea...I'sa get bored or busy and then hibernate

drlobojo said...

Feodor: "I took my blog down because it was moribund and held no interest for me either."

Hell, that never slowed me, nor the ER down a bit from writen shit.

Feodor said...

Your shit's better than my shit.

Besides, I find my blog self is mostly a provocateur.

Dr. Bill Loney said...

"Your shit's better than my shit"

Ironically, that was the heated topic tonight between 'The Loney Mountain Retirement Center' debate teams.

drlobojo said...

I bet that was a steamy debate. That topic is best put out in the winter when it can be handled better. Who won? Heck, who judged?

Feodor: :"Besides, I find my blog self is mostly a provocateur." The world needs all types. Just be more sneaky with it.

Feodor said...

Sneaky is not a northerners trait.

We don't have the same cultural value for shallow politesse that the south does.

Feodor said...

Object lesson.

drlobojo said...

Having lived in five States East-West-North-South and spent time in all but two of the rest I can testify that our
Oklahoma politeness is not so shallow. Truly people are surprised by that. I think that is a tribal quality that has permeated the general society. But there is a back side. Will Rogers is know for half a thought, "I never met a man I didn't like." The key concept there is 'met'. You're considered a good guy or gal here until you prove us wrong. Then you pay twice the price for your indiscretion that you would pay Alabama, Texas, or such. As I said it is a tribal thing.

Feodor said...

Oklahoma plays civilized Canada to Texas' American hubris?

I can see that.

I dated a woman from Oklahoma. Her father wasn't very receptive, but I was an English major with religious aspirations, so we can't blame him.

His daughter had much larger surprises in store for him than little old me, though.

drlobojo said...

Feodor when you were dating her did you do so "from" Texas?

Say Dr. Bill I have been meaning to ask you if you've ever been to Smaug's lair on Loney Mt.?

Feodor said...

We were both in Texas in college and two years later she was at OU in graduate school and I was in Connecticut.

"from"?

Feodor said...

You know, if I'm just glancing at your picture of Glen Beck, I see a swastika in the upper margin.

drlobojo said...

Well glory be, I enlarged it some and then stood off a ways and looked at it and there does seem to be such. Now thats interesting in that this is a Fox News Promo picture from their PR site. Does that mean that there is a internal critic at Fox?

Dr. Bill Loney said...

Doc--blaug's lair got turned into a dairy queen.
Feo--if you ain't as shallow as suthners, then get a lil meaner--like you coulda easily seg-wayed from shallow into witty reportwa's bout my gene-pool--com'on feller, you gotta meet me half way...for instance, I can't see no swasticker

Feodor said...

I'm only half northern.

Feodor said...

No, sorry, that's underreporting.

I'm 80%.

83.

92%, probably. I could live in San Francisco.